Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The other PokeBeachers


I've talked about the conformist group that pretty much unanimously bashes Undaunted, Supreme Victors, Rising Rivals, and Arceus sets and give Truimphail a divine treatment prior to release. Now I want to talk about the other plague of the PokeBeach community, the people who bash other aspects of Pokemon, like 4th Generation and certain music. At one point, the entire community went Anti-Nintendo during the whole BW takedown notice (legendhunter32 still is butthurt). This time I will not use the avatars.

First I'll start with the webmaster, himself, Water Pokemon Master.

This guy is pretty a whiny prick of person and a fool. I heard he acts very immaturely in communities like Serebii and BMG, as well as going to Pokemon Liberated and getting butthurt by the fact that his scans got used. He is also insecure and asinine. Oh and here is him being fooled by a fake set that some spammer made up: LOL!

There is also a certain stupid Super Mod, called dmaster. He is another Overcritical Asshole and conformist. This guy is such a great mod, he never realizes that my signature pic is some guy's fat exposed chest. I see how obvious its looks but even uyp to now, it still remains. A good mod would be suspicious and at least ask. Dumbfuck.


Now for a certain 5th generation fanboy :


This guy is insurecure and fucking inane. As stated earlier, I talked about my first impressions of the grass elemental monkey, Yannapu and that it looked fucking lame (and it still does as well as its evo). TDL got very butthurt about it and pretty much linked some comic that is fucking stupid, then said to accept that green piece of shit or quit, and said "That's just stupid and you deserve to be punched in the face -_-"

O RLY? I should accept that stupid Aipom reject or quit? Fuck you. Who are you to tell me what to like, you facist sack of shit? How about you do not insult people outright for their opinions? You're fucking 20 and you are still insecure? Grow the fuck up. You say "That's just stupid" like you are any better. NOT EVERYBODY IS GONNA LIKE THAT GREEN MONKEY OR 5TH GENERATION IN GENERAL! So, fuck off. And if I deserve to be punched in the face, then you deserve to have your leg fucking broken.


Going back to the conformist jerks of the TCG. I posted a report of a Prerelease that went wrong, as it had trolls who hated the set that was featured in the Prerelease, people were waiting an hour until the event started and it lacked Leafeon Promos. Some asshole with the username of Kraai pretty much got butthurt that I called a person a troll.

I know, how about I go to a Triumphail Prerelease and talk about how this set is terrible? Should be there if I'm gonna act about how a certain card is not in a set? Are you promoting misbehavior in a Premier Event? That's like if I went to VGC and said that these rules are half-assed, do I belong there? No. And neither does people who bitch about Magnezone Prime not being Undaunted in a Undaunted PRERELEASE. White Knighting trolls like this is just as bad as trolling. Undaunted haters belong in its respective Prerelease belong just as an Athiest belongs in chruch.
I bet this Kraai faggot hates Undaunted, too and is part of the Triumphail bullshit phenomenon. Like DarkPkmnTrainer.
Another Undaunted hater that goes by the name Rubyiris, but that guy is a piece of shit loser I will not elaborate on because he is jack shit worth it.


There is a certain asshole that is on YouTube (and PokeBeach) called TheJWittz. He has a partner channel and he makes stupid worthless videos that fucking suck. His series: Prof-It. Half of his videos are boring deck lists and the other half are offensive, sacrilegious bullshit that makes me sick. He made a review of HS Unleashed which was horribly biased and fucking unintelligent. He pretty much dismissed every Prime and LEGEND (except Kingdra) as crap and disregarded how good they can be. His review of Undaunted sucked, too. As he once again bashed the Primes. He also made horrible video where he reviewed the LEGENDS and failed miserably at being funny or even watachable. He is fucking attrcious to watch and an arrogant egocentral jackass. His ego knows no bounds as he never likes constructive citicism, only praise. This Elitist fuck even started selling his playmats until WPM decided to close his topic for being a sellout fuck (it was reopened again though). He also whores himself on SixPrizes.com and Stop2Shop. He has a fetish for Kingdra.

Empoleon18 has made video that pretty much sums up him up: A bad AVGN of the TCG. He also makes horrible music.

Now back to the Game Related ridiculousness:

This girl is pretty much a rabid 4th gen hater. She deeply hates 4th gen with a passion for reasons I don't want to even look on about. Not much else to say about her, then again I don't really want to cover her. She also seems to defend, yet criticize 5th gen. Her opinions are toxic-like and I believe they may make me sick. She even had a weird Hypno in a drag avatar at once and it looked freaky. She also hates the music of HGSS but loves the GB Sounds piece of shit music.

There is another rabid 4th gen hater, Fire_Master, who I also don't feel like touching with a 10 ft fork. This guy is also a hypocrite for saying how 4th Gen sucks yet has "Been with the franchise since the start and loving every minute of it." on his signature. If this guy is loving every minute of it, then why does he declare the 4th generation as a shipwreck? What contradictory incosistent shit is this? What a ridiculous 5th fanfuck.

Like Undaunted, Generation IV seems to be hated on a lot, especially on PokeBeach. Apparently having many improved evolutions, a refined physical/special, many awesome new pokemon (Garchomp, Lucario Abomasnow, Skuntank, ect.), VS Recorder (Platinum/HG/SS), online play, PokeEtch, GSC Remakes, and tons of more awesome additions is either bad or not good enough as this amazing era of Pokemon is easily the most epic generation to date. People like the above pretty much have to scrape down and find reason to hate D/P/Pt (possibly HG/SS). But to certain Fire guy, 5th Gen is perfect. If anything 5th generation is pretty much suck. Tons of Pokemon look so lame and have crappy stats. Many common types are repeated. NO  EVOLUTIONARY IMPROVEMENTS LIKE IN THE "HORRIBLE" 4TH GENERATION (I mean why improve crappy Pokemon when you can make more shittier ones like Mamanbo). Unnecessary and poor TM replacements. Crappy moves like Nitro Boost and Ice Breath. Lack of originality. Less impressive events. Oh yeah, you are restricted to having only Pokemon from Isshu only, no familiar favorites here.

And finally the Worst disgrace to the Pokemon fandom, a fucker who is pretty bottom barrel, he is so bad, Satan wouldn't accept him if offered with a soul! 


Tyrant Tyranitar

This a very long tangenty backstory, for those interested on reading this:

It all started when I posted in a thread about the worst of HGSS. So I gave my 2 cents of 3 of worst fuck ups in HGSS (despite that HGSS rocks).
First was about that shitty minigame called Voltorb Flip which is a Pokemon decorated Minesweeper that fails. You lose enough times in any later level, you get sent back to Level 1, making excrutiangly tedious. You also can no longer buy coins.

Why did TPCi do this? Because Europe's passed a law that bans underage gambling in any form (even video games). The slot machines were always in every Game Corner in every main series Pokemon RPG. They were present in the Japanese HGSS. However, before Platinum was going to Europe, the anti-gambling laws were in effect so the European versions of Platinum were changed to remove interaction with slot machines and coins were given. The Pokemon Company (USA) then became The Pokemon Company International (TPCi), since the overseas localization now covers North America and Europe, they actually decided to make the Coin Case unobtainable and instead replace the slot machines for this attrocity in both American and European copies. It's understanable in Europe, but WHY THE AMERICAN VERSION, TOO?
The next gripe was pretty much the destruction of hands down the best place to accumilate steps (for breeding) in the first 3 generations, the Cerulean/Vermillion Tunnel. They decided to add cones for no reason to render the place, a useless barren waste that does nothing but to obtain the Explosion TM by trading a RageCandyBar. That was bad.

Then finaly, the worst offense: the GB Sounds. The most pointless piece of shit item in all of video games. Pretty much for getting all 16 badges, you get to GameFREAK building in Celadon and one person slaps you in face with this abomination. The GB Sounds is a HORRENDOUS USELESS AND DEPLORABLE ITEM that like Triumphail, just so happens to be OVERRATED TO HELL. It's Key Item that plays music, no, horrible music. The cacophony that the piece of shit produces is what suppossed to the original music from the Gold/Silver/Crystal games. But it's not as faithful to the GSC music as one would think, because if you play the GB Sounds music and the actual GSC music from the Gameboy, you would notice some major differences. Hell some of the GB sounds music are actually 8-bit renditions of songs that are not found in GSC (that also suck). The most faithful song in the GB Sounds is the Kanto Wild Battle.

And even if it was faithful in didn't matter as Gold/Silver/Crystal was the worst soundtrack in a Pokemon game (and I can't believe it's so fucking overrated and popular). The music in GSC is extremely bad and pretty much every track in game is poorly composed and unlistenable. The only reason it's so popular is because 2nd generation is pretty much hailed as the best thing ever by the majority. ANYTHING GSC is the best thing ever, the pokemon, the music, the sprites, the characters, the story, the gameplay, the graphics, the reigon, the anime storyline, the sets that came out at the time, the handheld it was on, the colors of the game, the movies, the toys, and literally anything else that had to with Pokemon around the 2000-2002 era was refered as "the apex of Pokemon". People loved the soundtacks solely because it came from the 2nd generation (people will try to dispute this, but I am too adamant to believe any excuse). Their reasons are purely nostalgic.

Not all the Pokemon in GSC very "epicly amazing" as Sunflora, Msagcargo, Corsola, Ariados, Delibird, Ledian, Noctowl, Bellossom, Quagsire, Dunsparce, Qwilfish, Shuckle, and Stantler all suck; and Aipom, Togetic, Misdreavus, Murkrow, Sneasel, Yanma, Gligar, and Piloswine would also suck had they never got evolutions by the "oh-so-horrible" 4th Generation. The Johto reigon is not all that good because it's short and the Whirl Islands are either a waste or a bitch, depending on version (SoulSilver requires you to go there, which makes SS inferior to HG). And certainly the music not even close to being good, as the composition is abysmal. The music of the original Red/Blue games were better, and so is music from Super Mario Deluxe, Megaman Xtreme 1+2, and even the Pokemon Puzzle and Pinball games. So I know what I'm talking about and not bashing GSC for having GBC music. Some of the worst songs in the game are Dragon's Den, Surfing, Tin Tower, Dark Cave, and the Team Rocket Themes. The music is so bad, it proves that nostalgia is a powerful blindling light.

Some of the songs that were remade in HGSS still suck (Dragon's Den and Dark Cave), but at least the entire soundtrack no longer sucks. With the default music on, the GBS is pretty much useless, but since it makes reverts the musical errors of the original it make it a worse item than Goldeen in Melee/Brawl, the spell AMUT from Final Fantasy, the feather from Milon's Secret Castle, and the cloak of Darkness from Wizards & Warriors. It's like an optional Poison Mushroom, but without any challenhe factor. If you are going to use the item, might as well mute your DS, or just do that and never even pick that shit up.
Long story short, I made a post in a certain topic about my opinions of the worst things about HGSS, which are the Voltorb Flip, the Cerulean/Vermillion Tunnel, and the GB Sounds.

There were some disagreements, but what sets TyrantTyranitar from the others? Unlike vaporchu8, Delta, and Rotom479, this guy was a fucking asshole with his opinion. I retorted by jokingly saying I must exist in another dimension. TT got butthurt from that and decided to take that comment seriously like I wanted to offend him. What's even worse is that he consistently and repeatedly is stating how the GB Sounds is amazing and flawless as a fact, as well as sacreligous against the improved HGSS music, always stating how bad it is, again as fact. Apparently horribly done GBC music is far better than improved DS music, talk about some weird, fucked up, backwards logic here. It's like saying that nails on a chalkboard is better than Final Fantasy 6 music. I cannot even properly decide the logic behing TT's fucking opinions, he must have been hit deeply with the nostalgia bug.

TT kept being an asshole in his responses and reported me, like I care. A 40% warning on PokeBeach is fucking nothing. I told him that I will never read anything from that piece of shit of a human being ever again.

TT is the one despicable disgrace of a Pokemon fan and pretty much the one ugly fan that you don't want to associate with. He is more rabid than a Twitard. He is to Pokemon as Diabloking15 is to Sonic the Hedgehog (only TT never detailed any desire to murder a specific infant, but he is still just as sane as Diabloking). This guy just makes me want to hate the original GSC games and call them fucking horrible. Not to mention he is pretty much being trashing Go Inchose and Junichi Masuda and their work.

But you know what's even more fucked up? As everyone else keeps their rabid bullshit on PokeBeach (or other Pokemon TCG sites), Diabloking15 TyrantTyrantinar also brings his nonsensical hatred on YouTube. That's right he has a YouTube account. His acoount name is TyranitTyranitar (added an i, which is weird since as TyrantTyranitar is not taken, must have been a spelling error). TT does not only hate HGSS music, but also many other musical masterpieces:

All of Super Mario Galaxy 2
Pokemon Black & White
Super Mario RPG (he even bashed the Forest song)
Pokemon Ruby/Saphhire/Emerald

He trolled TimmyTurnersDad and starly396 as well as other music channels on YouTube. He is subscribed to Shakira and the Jonas Brothers (as well as TheJWittz), and has the infamous Back to the Future NES song in his favorites. Pretty much confirms more of his backwards logical opinions. He even made an abysmal video on his lust of the GBS. What a pathetic piece of shit. We even battled on YouTube, I blocked his ass and destroyed his arguments as he got more butthurt. I also posed a question asking if he could do better than GameFreak at composing music and he has yet to answer. Thankfully he got tons of heat from his trolling. What a piece of shit of a person. Hope he gets AIDS.

People like DarkPkmnTrainer, ogreray, and ~Absol+Gallade~ can be real ridiculous people, but compared to TyrantTyranitar, they are fucking awesome.

2 comments:

  1. Hey this is Joker. I'm relaying a message from Empoleon18:

    "Here is what I found on serebiiforums:

    http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=467053&page=163

    This is what some people think of PokeBeach."

    ReplyDelete
  2. If you still have the naked chest picture, I'd love to see it to refresh my memory! lol

    ReplyDelete